So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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