wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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