VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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