"it" just moved
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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