I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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