Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm at about main and main street
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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