i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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