This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
50% drunk capacity currently
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
