She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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