okay pat passed out under dana's car
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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