i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body