So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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