Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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