The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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