I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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