Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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