you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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