Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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