I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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