Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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