grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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