He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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