Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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