So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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