I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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