girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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