Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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