Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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