p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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