all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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