This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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