Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
