? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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