a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
porn star boner night. come get it.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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