holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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