so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just blew my weed a kiss
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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