it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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