Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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