i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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