No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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