After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Everyone says I win the strip club
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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