I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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