Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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