windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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