so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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