the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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