i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You need a sexual gate keeper
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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