do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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