The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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