so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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