I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Just pee around me
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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