have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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