Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
The power of my boobs compel you
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