yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize
