He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
