since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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