Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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