Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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